Sup.

*Driving in the car when I suddenly think of something hilarious*

*Immediately start cracking up and slapping the steering wheel*

*Look over beside me at a dude staring at me like I am an insane person*


True Story.

Uh-huh.

Heather: Look! There's balloons stuck in that tree over there!

Me: I could use a couple of balloons in my life.

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Sure.

Jon:  It's listed as old school... take a listen.

Me:  I think it's too old...
        And there's definitely not enough school.

Trip.

Me:  Who puts an ice cream cone tattoo on their face?
        I wonder if he knows that's not very gangsta...
        Or maybe...
        Maybe it's SO GANGSTA it's off the charts!

Soap.

This conversation did not happen in the car, but rather in a restaurant.  It was then discussed in the car later in the evening because I found it hilarious.


*Waiter brings out two baskets of various Indian appetizers to a table of 7 people, myself included.  Both baskets contain one large vegetable pastry puff*

Gary:  I will divide the vegetables.  My father was a surgeon.

Mia:  I will also divide the vegetables.  My father was a lawyer.