Me: Ooo it's really nice!
Lori: Kiss my a** Lincoln!!
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Saturday, December 25, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Toast.
Me: Are biscuits that say "Use by Dec. 16th" still good 3 days later?
Mom: Yes, they should be fine.
Your dad ate year old ice cream last night.
Me: He's still alive, right?
Mom: Yes, they should be fine.
Your dad ate year old ice cream last night.
Me: He's still alive, right?
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Sprite.
Me: I'm really going to start rapping about absolutely nothing... like Dr. Seuss. Red Fish, Blue Fish, Yo.
Heather: That could be so gangsta.
Me: I think I should rap more stupidly though, like Ke$ha.
Heather: That could be so gangsta.
Me: I think I should rap more stupidly though, like Ke$ha.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Welcome.
Heather: But the float is made completely out of plants…
Me: All the more reason to blow it up!
… but we’d need like 10 cameras cause we only got one shot.
Heather: I know just the man for the job!
That was taken totally out of context, but doesn’t this sound like a conversation you want to participate in? Yes. Yes it does.
This is the start of all things to come.
Me: All the more reason to blow it up!
… but we’d need like 10 cameras cause we only got one shot.
Heather: I know just the man for the job!
That was taken totally out of context, but doesn’t this sound like a conversation you want to participate in? Yes. Yes it does.
This is the start of all things to come.
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