Soap.

This conversation did not happen in the car, but rather in a restaurant.  It was then discussed in the car later in the evening because I found it hilarious.


*Waiter brings out two baskets of various Indian appetizers to a table of 7 people, myself included.  Both baskets contain one large vegetable pastry puff*

Gary:  I will divide the vegetables.  My father was a surgeon.

Mia:  I will also divide the vegetables.  My father was a lawyer.