Conversations In The Car

Sup.

2011-02-17T22:01:00.000-08:00

*Driving in the car when I suddenly think of something hilarious*

*Immediately start cracking up and slapping the steering wheel*

*Look over beside me at a dude staring at me like I am an insane person*

True Story.

Uh-huh.

2011-02-08T22:43:00.001-08:00

Heather: Look! There's balloons stuck in that tree over there!

Me: I could use a couple of balloons in my life.

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Sure.

2011-01-19T11:11:00.000-08:00

Jon: It's listed as old school... take a listen.

Me: I think it's too old...
And there's definitely not enough school.

Trip.

2011-01-13T10:56:00.000-08:00

Me: Who puts an ice cream cone tattoo on their face?
        I wonder if he knows that's not very gangsta...
        Or maybe...
        Maybe it's SO GANGSTA it's off the charts!

Soap.

2011-01-03T21:30:00.000-08:00

This conversation did not happen in the car, but rather in a restaurant. It was then discussed in the car later in the evening because I found it hilarious.

*Waiter brings out two baskets of various Indian appetizers to a table of 7 people, myself included. Both baskets contain one large vegetable pastry puff*

Gary: I will divide the vegetables. My father was a surgeon.

Mia: I will also divide the vegetables. My father was a lawyer.

Yup.

2010-12-25T11:24:00.001-08:00

Lori: Look at that Lincoln over there!

Me: Ooo it's really nice!

Lori: Kiss my a** Lincoln!!

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Toast.

2010-12-19T13:25:00.001-08:00

Me: Are biscuits that say "Use by Dec. 16th" still good 3 days later?

Mom: Yes, they should be fine.
Your dad ate year old ice cream last night.

Me: He's still alive, right?

Sprite.

2010-12-18T23:30:00.000-08:00

Me: I'm really going to start rapping about absolutely nothing... like Dr. Seuss. Red Fish, Blue Fish, Yo.

Heather: That could be so gangsta.

Me: I think I should rap more stupidly though, like Ke$ha.

Welcome.

2010-12-16T22:13:00.000-08:00

Heather: But the float is made completely out of plants…

Me: All the more reason to blow it up!
… but we’d need like 10 cameras cause we only got one shot.

Heather: I know just the man for the job!

That was taken totally out of context, but doesn’t this sound like a conversation you want to participate in? Yes. Yes it does.

This is the start of all things to come.